Am I sober yet...?

Earlier Today, seeing how the cave was beautifully decorated with makeshift bottle glasses, popcorn on string (I ate all that.... shhhh. don't tell anyone), and I had finished not getting anyone anything for Christmas (because come on now... evil leaders of Akatsuki don't buy shitty gifts!), I sat down on my evil thrown of doom and popped in the first movie I saw. And that movie happened to be March of the Penguins...

Now, usually I am a patient evil entity that will very much so watch paint dry if I needed to in order to kill something to go towards my funds of World Domination... But with the massive hangover and the lack of sleep and late night activities... But someone had SCRATCHED my DVD!!!!

Is it too much to flippin ask for to have a perfectly beautiful and uplifting movie to watch after a night (actually day..)) of partying and you need an outlet to free your mind and pretend you are another creature!? NO, it really really isn't!!! Sooooo.. Whoever scratched my fucking DVD, you better come forward soon or else EVERYONE will be coming to my room to play My Magical Pony with me!!!!!

I miss you Orochimaru.... Oro, don't you remember the wonderful, good times we had!? DON'T YOU!?

Ahem, sorry about that. Anyways, I'm going to try and get rid of my massive hangover... Perhaps I'll have one of my minions give me a massage or something...

Signed,
---Sir Leader