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leaderakatsuki [userpic]

Chuunin exam, eh?

July 19th, 2006 (11:01 am)
cynical

current location: UPSTAIRS
current mood: Hurhurhur
current song: "I believe in a thing caled love" by the Darkness

He...he....he

So I have come to an understanding that there will be a Chuunin exam held in the lovely Konoha. Right? Well I god for sure hope so. *grins evily* You know, Tsunade, if you need any help at all, I will be more than glad to 'assist' in the events. I'm pretty sure I make one awesomely awesome judge.

Besides, you Konohanians are all pansys. I, for one, can strike some fear and bloodthirstyness in ya! >=3 Harharhar.

I am so looking forward to....'attending' the exams.

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

Scratch yer ass and bend over

July 6th, 2006 (01:44 pm)
blank

current location: behind you
current mood: insert here
current song: "Snake Charmer" by Relient K

You know, as much as I like those Spanish Soap Operas on Telemundo, I do have to say that when the drama comes to real life via Akatsuki stuff, it can get annoying.

Hey Kisame, look, I'm sorry Itachi and I fucked. It isn’t gonna change the fact that it happened. And you know what? Grow up. He doesn't love me and I don't love him. It was a casual angered sake-induced sex romp. Itachi is still young and he loves you. I have my Sasori, so I won't take away your little Uchiha. I'd sleep with you to if there was enough sake involved and if you were upset. So all in all, yea, I slept with Itachi. But you know what? WHO CARES!?

Itachi, you can stick with Sasori and I for a while until Kisame gets off his fat shark ass and realizes you're the best thing that ever happened to him.

As for the Konohanians...Aya, I hope you like that new cloak. It's full of awesome secrets. Kruubi-brat, you smell like old cheese. Ino-babe, you and your turrets girlfriend scare the crap outta me. Tsunade, expect a massive atom bomb coming to your office via email.

Oh yea, random news.... My little Ayatsuri has gotten so big now. Sad to say she's gotten Sasori's hair. Haha, redhead. *snorts* Though she has my laserbeam eyes! Fuckyes bitch~ Gawwd I love whacko mother nature. <3

Oh yea, if anyone is up for some partying or sake drinking or something, call me up. I'm bored off my ass for as far as activity goes. Damn Konoha.

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

May could be Gay if you take out the M and make it a G!

May 11th, 2006 (04:46 pm)
bouncy

current location: in your pants
current mood: myaaa
current song: "Sound of Silence"- simon and garfunkle

Hahahahahahahahaha, even my own inteliigence and skills at rephrasing simple words impresses me. I never cease to amaze myself~

Yea, my daughter is adorable. She's the cutest damn thing that could ever be born into the world. X3 I'm already saving a nice spot high up in the ranks for her. Ya know, she can take over the whole 'world domination' thing when I'm gone. Though that'll be QUITE a while yet! You bafoons are still at the mercy of my GRASP!

And to my Akatsuki. We shoudl probably have a cook-out BBQ sometime. I dunno, be kind of fun. I suppose the Konoha-homies can come to. As long as they dont mind getting capped on. However, you band geek rejects in the Sound district can go wallow in self pity. Sand can go build castles.

Pffft, peace out ya'll


((OOC: Track ends this friday. *w* That means I'll get my life back! *squeals with joy* Btw, welcome to all the new members! I look greatly forward to RPing with you in the near future. <3 Always feel free to IM me for some cracked up madness!))

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

From the depths of...

April 2nd, 2006 (09:38 pm)

....YOUR CABINET!

Just Kidding. *coughs* Ahem, anyways. Yea, time frames suck ass. I've been doing some traveling lately to collect a few necessary items here and there. Played some Dungeons & Dragons, stole some nail clippers, ate a few cases of candy canes, and choked a few people via banana peels. You know, the usual. <3

I always got some stuff for my angelically cute little daughter. X3 Oh, and I got some fun stuff for my Sasori. *grins* I think he'll like it very much.

Stay Classy San Diego!

((OOC: T__T My spring break is April 13th -April 23rd. Hopefully then I'll be able to pick up on regularly RPing. I miss you all soo much!))

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

Memos for the homies.

March 2nd, 2006 (02:51 pm)
amused

current mood: ne?
current song: "Easy Target" -Blink 182

So yea, I've been going on a few solo missions lately. And this time, they are out of Konoha. Yea yea, no more raiding retirement homes, duct taping children to walls, impersonating proctologists and gynecologists, eating mushrooms, applying make up to the handicap, or otherwisely reaking havoc all over.

Now then, heres some memos for everyone:

Sasori, I owe you a lot. You're probably going to kill me for my absences... >___<
Naruto, you smell and have fleas. So I'm getting you a pet monkey to help you.
Tsunade, you have a split personality. I like the other you better. I may take her as my apprentice.
Kisame, get a boyfriend and get laid. Seriously. Oh, and we need more tea. X3
Deidara, I know your secret motives with Sasori and I'm onto you... *stares*
Emo Sand Nerd Gaara, I prescribed you to Zoloft and other various painkillers. =3
Itachi, . . . ummm, stop drinking... banana milk. It's weird, ok? XD
Haku, I want to braid your hair. =o
Whoever else I forgot, HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! =B

Oh yea, and to my Akatsuki... I LOVE YOU. 0________0 And to the Konoha biotches, I'm gonna send a raid of catepillars to eat all your stuff so you can't be the village in the hidden leaves because there will BE no more leaves! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



(((OOC: Sorry for my absences... >__> I have track practice and homework taking over my life. Also, last weekend (the 25) was my birthday so I went up to the snow. *v* Oh! annnndddd... LUV YA!)))

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

So it's V-day, ay?

February 14th, 2006 (06:47 pm)
flirty

current mood: LOVE
current song: "Happy together" by The Turtles

It's Valentine's day.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I declare today official ASS-raping day! Since I am so awesome, I may go around all of Konoha and ass-rape everyone and make this a Valentines they will never forget!!! >=3 I will then proceed to the Ketchup factory and cause it to blow up, resulting in red edible stuff. I will then advance towards the Konoha schools and blow them up via poprocks. I will release all the animals and entice my wrath upon the elderly and enfeebled. And I may just steal your pantalones.

Or I'll swoon over how cute Sasori looks pudgy, over my depressing akatsuki minions, and perhaps I'll kill you all and cause overall world destruction and torment. Either way, I think my bases are covered.

Speaking of bases...All Akatsuki should know that I live elsewhere now. I'll give you more details later. As for you Konoha bitches, I pity you fools.

And omfg... I LURVE YOU ALL. We all seriously need to have another party like Haku's!!! That was the BEST. <3 We should have pin the tail on the donkey and crap like that... except with vibraters, Gatorade, Hello Kitty pens, and Slinkies! 0__0

Omg, I am a GENIOUS.




((OOC: Sorry I've been gone so long. >_> I started some sports and such, so I've been busy. XD However, I should be pretty active again now.))

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

So there was this old lady...

January 20th, 2006 (04:12 pm)
calm

current mood: I'm so smexy
current song: "Pure Imagintation" by Maroon 5

All right, so it's been a while since I've really written. Can you blame me? I have a highly hormonal Sasori living under my roof, a puppy mut thing of unknown species, I got raped by Barbie (she knows who she is...), I heard Orochimaru was back in town, I had to fight off a girl with meatballs on her head, I had to summon my orgy-driven squirrels after Uchi-ho #2, I haven't seen Sand-Nerd or Kyuubi-brat in a while, I got transformed into a liazard AND the retirement home has figured out my scheme of putting tobasco sauce in the Old People's IVs... Plus a bunch of other stuff...

*coughs* Haku's party... *coughs*

So can you really blame me for not writing sooner?

Life in Konoha the wretched has been dismally pleasant. I ate the postman today. He tasted like grey Poupon.
I also have decided on taking up Ballet. I've heard that it frees your mind... and besides, I could be a quadroople or Superdamndooper threat to you all.

Oh yea, I got Sasori Pregnant.

Well, I have to go watch Pinochio or something. Perhaps Penguins shall make me feel better...

No, I need more smex, murdering, taunting, hating, assraping, and just DOOM in general.
Any Volunteers? >=3

Oh Yea, and the journal title has nothin to do with anything. I just want to say that all old ladies should fear me... because I'll take your means of mobile transportation as well as your antiacid.

Signed,
Sir Leader

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

New Years Sucks

January 3rd, 2006 (12:27 pm)
enthralled

current mood: . . . .YES
current song: "Wannabe" by Spice Girls

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Take over the world.



Get your resolution here





. . . . FLIPPIN QUARTERS YES!
Finally... someone understands me! And it's a robot! 0__o Can you smex the internet robot? Hmmm.. I'll have to research that on Google...
So yea, I'm taking over the world this year. Pfffft, I thought I already did! But whatever, I'll dominate it again with my superb sexy evilness.

Btw Sasori, that shit last night was hawt. Like, totallyz rockorz hot. I would so speak fangirly right now, but I view that language as illiterate and low, even for my tastes.
Kisame... Watching you swim has inspired me to join the Russian Ballet. Mmm.. smexy.
Deidara, we need more ice cream.
Konoha Bitches.... You'll be bending over to me soon~! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~!
Ummm.. whoever else I forgot... ummm, DOOM ON YOU. Death by Gummi bears up the rear!

Now I need to decide what to do for Martin Luther King Jr. Day... Hmmmmmm...

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

What is this pecuilarness!?

December 27th, 2005 (03:34 pm)
confused

current mood: wtf?
current song: "I like to move it move it" by Jock Jams

Your LJ Horror Film by boyz_kissing_boyz
Username
Your first victimdonttellonme
Why you snappedDaddy issues.
Suspects you as the masked murderercracksuke
You kill in their garage doorkitsun_naruto
Unsuccessfully tries to kill youflwerpwer
Tries to see the good in yousoulraperuchiha
Gets their hair cut off in their sleepart_is_a_bang
Your girl/boyfriend who would NEVER suspect youpornosharingan
You kill ____'s petblack_theatre
Is your partner in crimeshark_jawz
Advises you don't do a sequelpalewhaletail
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I don't understand these things. I seriously don't.
But.. I suppose most of it is somewhat accurate... Hmmmmm.. Okay, first off... Zetsu, you can't kill me. I don't care if your schitzo, but seriously... I will NOT be taken in for as a fly.
Oh, sorry about your hair Deidara... We should put corn-rows in your hair.
And... HA! I killed the kyuubi with my Garage door! ((though I dont even HAVE one...))

leaderakatsuki [userpic]

Am I sober yet...?

December 26th, 2005 (09:59 am)
bitchy

current mood: Hangover-d
current song: "Do you believe in love?" by Cher

Earlier Today, seeing how the cave was beautifully decorated with makeshift bottle glasses, popcorn on string (I ate all that.... shhhh. don't tell anyone), and I had finished not getting anyone anything for Christmas (because come on now... evil leaders of Akatsuki don't buy shitty gifts!), I sat down on my evil thrown of doom and popped in the first movie I saw. And that movie happened to be March of the Penguins...

Now, usually I am a patient evil entity that will very much so watch paint dry if I needed to in order to kill something to go towards my funds of World Domination... But with the massive hangover and the lack of sleep and late night activities... But someone had SCRATCHED my DVD!!!!

Is it too much to flippin ask for to have a perfectly beautiful and uplifting movie to watch after a night (actually day..)) of partying and you need an outlet to free your mind and pretend you are another creature!? NO, it really really isn't!!! Sooooo.. Whoever scratched my fucking DVD, you better come forward soon or else EVERYONE will be coming to my room to play My Magical Pony with me!!!!!

I miss you Orochimaru.... Oro, don't you remember the wonderful, good times we had!? DON'T YOU!?

Ahem, sorry about that. Anyways, I'm going to try and get rid of my massive hangover... Perhaps I'll have one of my minions give me a massage or something...

Signed,
---Sir Leader

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